The Blue-Mouthed Bandits of Willow Creek

Nora Crawford squatted beside her strawberry bed and felt the same cold knot in her stomach she'd felt the last three Saturdays in a row. The plumpest, ripest Albion berries—the ones she'd planned to slice into her cereal this morning—were gone. Not missing. *Gone*, as if a miniature lawnmower had buzzed through the row. Only a few hard green nubs and a scattering of stems remained, the soil trampled with the clear tread of a small sneaker. Right by the chain-link fence that separated her yard from the Parker property, a half-smashed strawberry lay in the dirt like a discarded crime-scene clue.

She picked it up. It was still cool from the night air.

From the other side of the fence, a screen door slapped shut. Brenda Parker's voice cut across the hedges. "Tyler! Cody! Move it—soccer starts in twenty minutes and I am not chasing you with cleats again!"

Nora straightened up, her knees popping. Through the chain links she saw the two boys tumble out of the house, already wrestling for a ball. The older one, Tyler, had a red smudge around his mouth that he wiped with the back of his hand before either parent could see. The younger one, Cody, sucked on something and spit a green strawberry top into the grass.

Brenda followed them onto the porch, phone in one hand, a mega-gulp iced coffee in the other. She wore the same camo-pattern leggings she'd worn all week. "Morning, Nora," she called, not unkindly. "You know you can hire a kid to do the weeding for you, right? Gonna ruin your back."

Nora held up the crushed berry. "Someone cleaned me out again. Whole patch."

Brenda squinted. "Ah, dang. Squirrels?"

"Squirrels don't leave Adidas tread marks," Nora said. "Or spit out the caps."

Brenda took a long pull from her straw. "Well. It's a neighborhood, Nora. Kids run around. You can't really fence in a strawberry, can you?" She laughed and turned away. "C'mon, boys, in the truck. Leave the ball."

Nora didn't answer. She walked back toward her house, the clapboard bungalow her husband, Frank, had retrofitted with wide doorways before the cancer ate his legs. Frank had been gone four years. The garden was the one place she still heard his voice in her head—*Plant the peppers after the last frost, Nora. Don't drown the carrots.* She kept it immaculate. The garden didn't lie, didn't manipulate, didn't make excuses. It just did what soil and seed and water did. The Parkers' kids had been treating it like a free smoothie bar since June, and their mother's philosophy seemed to be that a widow with no grandchildren owed the neighborhood a communal fruit stand.

By Tuesday, Nora decided she was done having the same conversation with herself. She drove to the Willamette Feed & Seed, a warehouse of a place on the edge of town that smelled of alfalfa and rubber hoses. At the counter, an old man with a white goatee and a faded OSU Beavers cap was ringing up a customer's order of chicken feed.

When it was her turn, she set down a jug of fish emulsion and paused. "You sell anything that… marks what you spray? I want to see if I've missed a spot. Without poisoning anything."

The man peered over his glasses. "For a garden? Or for certain two-legged pests?"

Nora gave a small, tight shrug.

He disappeared through a beaded doorway into the back and returned with a small white bottle that looked like a medicine dropper. "Food-grade marker dye. Pastry chefs use it to color fondant. Farmers use it to mark rows in a spray rig. One drop per gallon and anything it touches stays blue for three to five days. Harmless, but it doesn't come off with regular soap. You'd need a scrub brush and a whole lot of patience." He set the bottle on the counter. "It's $7.99."

Nora slid a ten across the worn plywood. "Keep the change."

She spray-treated the strawberry plants at dusk on Thursday, when the Parkers were all inside watching some reality show that made their TV thump through the wall. A fine blue mist settled onto the fruit and evaporated, leaving no visible trace. She slept poorly that night, not from guilt but from a prickly anticipation that kept her turning the pillow to the cool side, over and over, waiting for morning.

Friday morning, she forced herself to drink an entire pot of coffee before going outside. When she finally stepped onto the back deck, the strawberry bed looked like a platoon had done combat drills on it. Every ripe berry—poof. Vanished.

Nora picked up the empty glass casserole dish Brenda had lent her three weeks ago for a potluck that never happened. She crossed her lawn, unlatched the gate in the chain-link fence, and walked straight up the Parkers' driveway. The banging of a cartoon echoed from inside.

Brenda opened the door in a bathrobe, her hair still flattened from sleep. "Oh—hey, Nora. That your dish? You could've just left it on the step."

"I wanted to return it in person," Nora said, stepping into the foyer. The smell of syrup and burnt toast filled the air. Then she heard scuffling in the hallway.

Tyler Parker rounded the corner first. He froze. His lips, his chin, the webbing between his fingers—they were stained a bright, unnatural cerulean blue, like he'd been gargling Smurf blood. Cody appeared behind him, the same deep color smeared across both cheeks. Even Madison, the teenager, was hunched in the back, a blue smudge visible on her nose despite the hoodie yanked low.

Brenda's grin collapsed. "What—did you guys get into my nail polish?"

Nora set the casserole dish on the hallway table. "Weird. It looks like the exact shade I used on my strawberry plants last night. Food-grade marker dye. You'd have to scrub it with a pumice stone to get it off."

Brenda's face cycled through three colors of its own. "You—you put *poison* on food? Are you insane? That's a felony! Mike!" she screamed toward the back of the house. "Mike, call the cops! She tried to kill the kids!"

Mike Parker lumbered in from the garage, wiping grease from his hands with a rag. "What's going on?"

"She sprayed her garden with something toxic and my kids ate it!" Brenda had a finger aimed at Nora's face. "Look at their mouths! That's chemical burns!"

Nora reached into her back pocket and pulled out the bottle of dye, setting it flat on her open palm like evidence at a trial. "It's a cake-decorating ingredient, Brenda. It says 'non-toxic' right on the label. But I thought you might want to see it."

By now the racket had drawn attention. The Martins from across the street had paused their morning jog. Mr. Hendricks, the retired cop who ran the HOA board, walked over from his porch with a coffee mug in hand. A small audience gathered on the Parkers' front walk.

Brenda grabbed the bottle and shoved it at Mike. "Read it!"

Mike squinted at the tiny print. "…'FD&C Blue No. 1, propylene glycol, water.' This is food coloring." He looked at his sons, then at his wife, and his jaw tightened. "Jesus Christ, Brenda."

Mr. Hendricks ambled up the steps. "What seems to be the trouble?"

"My strawberries have been disappearing every week," Nora said, loudly enough for the neighbors to hear. "So I marked them with a blue vegetable dye. I don't know what's on Tyler and Cody, but it sure looks like they had breakfast at my place."

Brenda's face was a blotchy red. "That's—you can't prove—"

"Mom," Madison said from the hall, her voice flat. "Just stop. You told me to take them."

A heavy silence landed on the driveway. The jogging couple exchanged a glance. Mr. Hendricks took the bottle from Mike and read the label himself, then handed it back to Nora. "Well, that's that. The dye's compliant. The trespassing, on the other hand…" He looked at Brenda. "We're going to have a conversation about property lines at the next board meeting. This isn't a you-pick farm."

Brenda opened her mouth, but no words came. Mike steered the boys back inside, his hand clamped on Tyler's shoulder. The crowd dispersed, and Nora walked home alone, the screen door slapping shut behind her as the Parkers' house fell eerily quiet.

She didn't go straight inside. She went into her tool shed, picked up a can of bright orange surveyor's paint and a pre-made metal sign she'd bought weeks ago but never had the nerve to post. She walked the length of the fence line, spraying a crisp, unignorable line right along the property edge—three inches on her side of the chain link—and then hammered the sign into the soft earth at the gap where the kids always squeezed through.

"PRIVATE PROPERTY. NO TRESPASSING. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED."

She saw the blinds in the Parkers' kitchen twitch. Brenda was watching. Nora didn't acknowledge her. She coiled the extra wire from the signpost into a neat loop, picked up her hammer, and went back to her deck.

Under a drooping leaf at the far end of the strawberry bed, she spotted a single berry the thieves had missed. It was heavy and dark red, still cool in the shade. Nora plucked it, rubbed the dust off against her shirt, and bit into it. The flesh was sweet and still holding the chill of morning.

She ate the whole thing, stem and all. Then she went inside.

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